19 Nuggets of Wisdom From "An Idiot Abroad's" Karl Pilkington

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Jun 14, 2017 2:30 PM EDT

A genius, misunderstood. 

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    Adaptation - Imagine it. Imagine being a stick insect walking about. sly1 You'd forever be going, "is that whathisname?" And you'd have to walk all the way up to the twig, go, "oh, it's just a bloody twig again." It doesn't work "She looks nice, I'm going over there... Alright, love? Oh.. oh, it's Just a stick." sky1 ife to be a stick insect. it's hard. It's a hard
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    Sky - Great plae to iv.. if youre deaf pinwords
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    Hair - It's Uke a game of Jenga that's got out of hand, innit? flyingscotsman.tumblr
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    Forehead - "YOU NEVER SEE A BLACK GHOST" KARL PILKINGTON QUOTES
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    Face - I LOOK AT LIFE LIKE A BIG BOOK AND SOMETIMES YOU GET HALF WAYTHROUGH IT AND GO EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN ENJOYING IT IVE HAD ENOUGH. GIVE US ANOTHER BOOK
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    Adaptation - I dont think anyone knows how dangerous it is? I'm getting advice here from a cabbage.
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    Forehead - Ojust don't believe it. I don't know why Bear Grylls is on the telly telling me how to stab a camel in the head.
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    Adaptation - You're not allowed to throw anything in [the volcano] What's the point in having it then?
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    Forehead - You shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse.
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    Face - I won't be socializing I don't do that AW
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    Recreation - H'S not a areat wall. ts an airnight wall HS the ariaht wall of China pinwords
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    Text - I always thought it would be handy having a Volcano close to hand Just to get rid of old mattresses. pinwords
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    Face - You don't get that at home! At home if theve's a bloke in a dress, you g0, There's a bloke in a dress Pinwords wta
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    Text - The toilet is too far from the Sink which isn't what you need in Indi Both are often required at the Same time. pinwords
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    Facial expression - What annoys me is how much land being taken up by dead people.
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    Face - We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age. - Korl Pilkington AZ QUOTES
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    Mode of transport - cOFFE Do you know, if you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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    Motor vehicle - "I'M REALLY HAPPY DUST DON'T CHOOSE To SHOW IT."
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    Hair - usess nguN But at the end of the day if it comes at me, I will goatit lwill kick a panda in the bollocksifi have to
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